Wednesday, June 12, 2024

Game #68 Toronto Blue Jays (33-34) @ Milwaukee Brewers (39-28)


Mrs. McMillen gets a phone call with terrible news: her husband fell into a vat of Guinness at the beer factory, and he’s not coming back up. She bursts into tears, asking if he died quickly. The caller assures her that he did not suffer – but he did climb out of the vat three times to use the bathroom!