Sunday, June 2, 2024

Game #58 Pittsburgh Pirates (27-31) @ Toronto Blue Jays (27-30)


An Irish priest is driving along a country road when the police pull him over. They smell alcohol on the priest's breath. 

"Have you been drinking?" 

"Just water," says the priest. 

The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?" 

The priest says: "Good Lord He's done it again!"