Tuesday, June 11, 2024

Game #67 Toronto Blue Jays (32-34) @ Milwaukee Brewers (39-27)


A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before I spoke he tipped a bucket of dog shit over my carpet & said, "If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of it I'll personally eat what's left." I replied, "I hope you're hungry because they cut off my power this morning!"