By 98 LB baseball BOSS' request, this is the day nocramps has been waiting for. Iambic Pentameter baseball poetry, the style favoured by Shakespeare and friends.
Since it's more challenging, here's a couple of other ways to help you think about it.
And I'm not quite sure what this is.
Here's a version of Who's on First done in Shakespearean style.
And of course, Shakespeare and baseball would not be complete it there wasn't the immortal Wayne and Shuster's Shakespearean Baseball:
If iambic pentameter is too intimidating, feel free to steal a page from Wayne & Shuster.