To Arms!

Tyler Rogers, seen here at work c. 2025.

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With the acquisition of Tyler Rogers, the Jays have added five pitchers to the roster with plenty of off-season still to go. Can't wait to see what else the FO has up its sleeve. We all know they need at least one bat. Who will it be? So exciting! 

On behalf of the recently retired, this is your new thread.

Catalina Wine Mixer: Baseball Edition

A true man of the people striding comfortably through a hotel lobby (2006).

And Now For Something Completely Different

Image Stolen from Wikipedia (2025)

To Bo or Not To Bo -- That is the Question!

Image Stolen from Newsweek (2025)

Not-So-Breaking News: Dylan Cease Is A Blue Jay

Image Stolen From MLBTR / Courtesy of the Internet 2025

Seven years and two hundred ten million dollars, in the event you missed the details. 

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I don't have much to say we didn't already cover yesterday re. the signing except to add that as I started typing his name into Google to find a sharable image (which was surprisingly difficult to do viz. last time I posted) he popped up only three letters in. Turns out, Dylan Cease is trending. All the more reason to be excited, I say. Boston and the Yankees are sick of us for a change. The Dodgers won the fuckin' World Series and all anyone talked about was the Blue Jays; now, it's happening again. It delights me to no end.

As Echo and the Bunnymen would remind us, bring on the dancing horses. This is your new thread.