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Seven years and two hundred ten million dollars, in the event you missed the details.
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I don't have much to say we didn't already cover yesterday re. the signing except to add that as I started typing his name into Google to find a sharable image (which was surprisingly difficult to do viz. last time I posted) he popped up only three letters in. Turns out, Dylan Cease is trending. All the more reason to be excited, I say. Boston and the Yankees are sick of us for a change. The Dodgers won the fuckin' World Series and all anyone talked about was the Blue Jays; now, it's happening again. It delights me to no end.
As Echo and the Bunnymen would remind us, bring on the dancing horses. This is your new thread.
