A boss looks over a gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job. But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot.
The man immediately calls his wife.
"Hey honey, I got the yob!"
