I was leaving the office the other day when I found The CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen", he said, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?"
"Sure", I said.
I turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent!" He said as his paper disappeared into the machine.
"I just need one copy."
