From the (rocket) man who brought us Crocodile Rock.
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Spot the theme yet? Over time, it'll become clearer. Maybe not to you, Smashie.
Look, I regard these posts as get-me-overs. Know what I mean? Don't let the site go too slack or become too taut. Fill the gap with bullshit content until spring training is underway or something of significance happens (a signing, for instance) or -- even better -- Wolf and Tina return early like the swallows of Capistrano and kick me to the fuckin' curb where I belong.
Come on. I know you prefer them. Let's not pretend otherwise. I prefer them! Wanna know a secret? I am deliberately bad at this job. Actual baseball coverage? Pay me at least twenty-five thousand times the amount I currently earn. Unless that happens, you're in for nothing but anecdotes and random musings all off-season long. I figure, might as well be upfront about it. It could be worse, of course. Far worse. IAO might weigh in re. trading cards or replacing parts in / on one of his many broken vehicles.
Fact is, you are lucky to have me and for that, you are welcome.
Oh, sure, there's that Santander mess but by the time you read this the matter'll have been litigated to death. Pffft! Small potatoes, I say. It so happens I am a fan of large, oddly-shaped potatoes.
For fat bears everywhere (shout out to BACKPACK), this is your new thread.
