Image of Robert Smith stolen from the internet October 2026.
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Hearty congratulations to Milwaukee. They played inspired baseball. Well earned victory.
Belated shout out to JitH Ball gold medal winner MrPSmithy. Nicely done, sir.
Like it or not, I am back. Wolf and Tina have gone on long overdue / well deserved vacations and you sons of bitches are stuck with me until St. Patty's or I drop dead, whichever comes first. Big, huge thanks to both of them for all their hard work.
Too many questions remain to be answered. Why does it hurt when I pee? Have I always had seven fingers on my right hand or am I imagining it? Why do I keep drunk texting ex-girlfriends? How will the Jays rebound from such a disappointing 2026 campaign? Will there be baseball in 2027? We are hurtling toward 2030 -- where are our jetpacks? We were promised jetpacks!!
Not to worry. There's plenty of time to get to all that. In the meanwhile, enjoy Hallowe'en.
Oh, and be good to your children. I believe our children are the future. This first new thread of the off-season is dedicated to them (and IAO).
