Thursday, July 3, 2025

Game #87 New York Yankees (48-38) v. Toronto Blue Jays (48-38)

 



A nurse walks into a bank to deposit her paycheck. 

She reaches into her purse to pull out a pen to sign her check. 

To her dismay, she pulls out a rectal thermometer. 

In frustration, she throws her arms up and shouts, "Oh, great! Some asshole (Joe) has my pen!