UPDATED: 9/16 at TOR: Abreu CF, Devers 3B, Turner 1B, Verdugo RF, Duvall LF, Yoshida DH, Story SS, Urías 2B, Wong C, Sale P
I met a magical Genie.
He gave me one wish.
I said, “I wish I could be you.”
The Genue saud, “Weurd wush but U wull grant ut.”
