Joe goes to confession and admits to committing all 7 deadly sins in a single day.
He confesses, "I was trying to save up for my dream house, but someone bought it before I could. I got so furious and jealous that I disguised myself as a utility worker and went to his place while he was at work. I ended up seducing his wife, and while she was in the shower, I took all the cash and jewelry I could find. Then I raided the pantry, ate everything in sight, and took naps on and off until just before he came home."
Mark, the priest asks, "And what about Pride? You seem to have left that one out."
Joe replies, "Oh no, I'm very, very proud of myself!"
