Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Game #120 Chicago Cubs (67-51) v. Toronto Blue Jays (70-50)

 



A sign in a restaurant window reads, "If you order it and we don't have it, you instantly win a million dollars."

Mark is passing by notices the sign and walks into the restaurant, sitting down with a smirk. Joe, the waiter, asks for his order, and the man requests "white rhinoceros stew." 

Surprisingly, the waiter returns with a steaming bowl of exactly that. 

Mark, taken aback, eats the expensive meal and leaves angrily after paying.

The next day, he returns with the same smirk and orders "bullet ants stuffed with dolphin meat." 

The waiter promptly brings him his requested dish. Once again, Mark, surprised, eats his meal, pays, and leaves in frustration.

On the third day, Mark sits down and asks for "a lactating mermaid breast sandwich." 

After a few minutes, the waiter returns with two large duffle bags containing one million dollars.

Ecstatic, the man exclaims, "I knew it! You don't have mermaid breast!"

Joe politely responds, "We actually do, sir. We just ran out of bread."