Monday Moans

Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:
I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

Monday Moans

Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

Monday Moans

Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

Monday Moans

Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?  They say he made a mint!

Monday Moans

Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution: I've been bored recently so I've decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.

*Does anyone want to write up something for Thursday, when pitchers and catchers report?

Monday Moans

Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I gotta give these two a lift.

Monday Moans

Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

Monday Moans

Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?

Monday Moans

Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.

Monday Moans

It's back! Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!

Monday Moans

This thread is for your best Dad Jokes. Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

What do Santa's elves listen to ask they work? Wrap music!

Monday Moans

This thread is for your best Dad Jokes. Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!


Note: Tom Jackson has helpfully found a link if you want to follow the winter meetings.

Monday Moans

This thread is for your best Dad Jokes. Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs!

Monday Moans

This thread is for your best Dad Jokes. Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"And I told him, "No it doesn't!"

Monday Moans

This thread is for your best Dad Jokes. Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this!

Yes, I hang around with mathematicians.

Monday Moans

This thread is for your best Dad Jokes. Because Mondays are hard enough.

My contribution:

What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!