Showing posts with label Pat Tabler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pat Tabler. Show all posts

Thursday, November 9, 2023

The heart and soul of the Toronto Blue Jays is missing!

 


Something has been wrong with the Toronto Blue Jays ball club all year.  We have endlessly debated the underlying reasons and tried to come up with the ultimate answer.  Some suggest the hitting coach is at fault while others believe the overly large and complex hitting "department" confuses the hitters with too much data.

Some say Schneider has been a poor field manager.  Others have had enough of Shapiro and Atkins, who have had no playoff success in their 8 year run with the club.  There are those who argue that the stadium renovations didn't work as intended and have sapped the home run power from the club. 

ALL OF THESE THEORIES ARE WRONG!

When the Blue Jays parted ways with legendary broadcaster Pat Tabler (Tabby!), they lost their heart, their very soul!  Many didn't initially realize that this was the main problem facing the club and may even have applauded the decision makers for moving Tabby along.  However, they felt it deep down and knew, in their heart of hearts, that it just wasn't the same and nothing would ever feel right again.  Sitting down to watch a nice afternoon of baseball requires the voice of Blue Jays baseball - Pat Tabler!!

Tabby has always been a "treemendous" broadcaster with schtrong skills at calling the game.  He understands the nuances of the game of baseball in a way that nobody else does.  I feel deep pain at the loss of Tabby's presence, his calls, and the lack of heart that pervades the club now that he is gone.

I hereby and officially call for Tabby to be reinstated to his position without further delay, at a higher salary, on a lengthy term.  Should the club elect not to follow my suggestion on this matter, I will never again watch Blue Jays baseball, nor will I listen to or stream it....or be involved in any way again.

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

State of the Franchise



Against my better judgement, in an early season moment of weakness, I suggested that I could contribute an article to the site.  Those of you who know me will realize that I shouldn't be doing this, as I have already sworn off all Jays related activities, including watching or listening to games, following along on Gameday, or even so much as checking in for scores.  However, I made a commitment, which I will now reluctantly keep.

Friday, April 7, 2017

That Blew my Mind




Baseball broadcasts are often long and somewhat boring. This is because each baseball game takes on average three hours to play. Three hours is a lot of time to fill in a game with only sporadic activity, and as a result, broadcasters have a lot of time to kill discussing topics tangentially related to in-game-activities. The fact that broadcast crews need to fill 500 hours of in-game coverage over the course of a season means that its almost unavoidable that you will hear vapid conversations about trivial matters. You will hear hot takes and you will hear poorly reasoned arguments for things like:
  • Hitting batters on purpose
  • Bunting
  • Converting starting prospects into relievers
  • Doing things, the “right way”

This probably can't be avoided given the difficult task set in front of mainly former players and not informed broadcast professionals (I see you Dan Shulman). I grant all of this because what bothers me most about baseball broadcasts is not the occasional dumb observation, but the remarkable lack of knowledge that some broadcasters have about the very game they are employed to cover.