Joe was rummaging through some items at a garage sale. He found what looked to be magical lamp. On a lark he purchased the lamp and took it home. Shortly after arriving at his apartment, he picked up the lamp and gave it a quick rub. Sure enough, a genie came out, looked at Joe and asked, "What's your first wish?"
Excited and flustered, Joe quickly answered, "I wish I was rich!"
The genie grinned and said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"
