A couple of drinking buddies, Joe and Mark, who are airplane mechanics, are in a hangar at JFK New York. It's fogged in and they have nothing to do.
Joe says to Mark, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"
Mark says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and it will kinda give you a buzz."
So they do drink it, get smashed and have a great time, like only drinking buddies can.
The following morning, Mark wakes up and he just knows his head will explode if he gets up, but it doesn't. He gets up and feels good. In fact, he feels great! No hangover!
The phone rings. It's his buddy. Joe says, "Hey Mark, how do you feel?"
"Great", Mark says. "Just great"!
Joe says, "Yeah, I feel great too, and no hangover. That jet fuel stuff is great."
"We should do this more often!"
"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing . . . "
"What's that?"
"Did you fart yet?"
"No . . . "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix."
