Mark goes over to Joe's house and rings the doorbell.
Joe's wife, Sara, answers the door.
"Hi, is Joe home?" says Mark.
"No, he went to the store." replies Sara.
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."
They sit down and Mark says, "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks.
She opens her robe and shows one.
He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Mark says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives him a nice long look.
Mark thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Joe and leaves.
A while later Joe arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your friend Mark came over."
Joe thinks about this for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
