"Mark? You're not going to believe this but my wife seems to have developed some sort of fixation that her collection of fur coats will be stolen."
Mark replied, "Really? That is an odd thing to obsess over. Are you sure?"
"Absolutely!", Joe exclaimed. "I came home early one day last week, I found she'd hired someone to "guard" them! In fact, she stationed the poor guy right inside the closet!"
