While Joe savored a double martini IPA, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and Joe turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" Joe asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," Joe said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?" she asked
"I switched cocks." Joe replied
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
