Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, “I think my husband Catcher is like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.”
The second woman said, “My husband Mark is like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps.”
The third woman was silent until she was asked, “Tell us about your husband.”
She thought for a moment and said, “Joe? Well he's like an Olympic sprinter.”
“He’s got his time down to under 11 seconds.”