Jays in the House: 2026

Saturday, February 21, 2026

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Love Will Tear Us Apart *

Behold, Eros! God of Love (and tiny penises, from the look of things).

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Emergency Post!!!

Emergency Post!!!

Folks, I had so many complaints about the last post that I felt compelled to act!! I had to do something!!

I'm told there were nightmares, sleepless nights, and several visits to the emergency room!

Anyway, pitchers and catchers report soon! The season starts in about 45 days! To celebrate, here is a picture of the greatest Jays shortstop of all time - Manny Lee!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS YOUR NEW THREAD!!!!!!

Sunday, February 8, 2026

Thursday, February 5, 2026

Fill 'er Up, Michael!

Imagine stolen from the internet February 2026.

Sunday, February 1, 2026

Human / Nature

Just met the new neighbour. Seems like a nice enough -- GAAAH!

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Man, this has got to be the coldest, snowiest winter I have experienced in seven years of life where the rivers meet. One of the nastier winters coast-to-coast-to-coast in quite some time, from the sound of things. Since I figure most of us would prefer the weather milder, sunnier and generally easier to get around in, I refuse to complain about it. Not one word.

I have enveloped myself in warm thoughts. Mmm. Oh, shit! This may or may not be your new thread.

Thursday, January 29, 2026

I Had To Take Action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Thursday!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, what's been going on lately?!? What has Atkins done for us in recent times? NOTHING!!!!!

We demand action! Something must be done!! I officially call for trades, signings, movement!!! Anything less will result in me forever abandoning my fanship of the Toronto Blue Jays! I would never again watch the game of baseball, at any level!!!!

Good Day!!!!!!

p.s. this post pre-empted a scheduled one that contained inappropriate content (redundant "this is your thread" comment!)